Monday, May 17, 2010

Pets

There is literally nothing in this world that I hate more than people who think their pets are children. Poverty, war, Nazi's, taking Distance Education courses, road biking, hipsters, are all far far better than people who dress up their pets, talk to their pets in baby talk, or set aside separate rooms, RESPs, and give their pets haircuts that are more complex than getting three beers deep and going to town with a pair of kitchen scissors.
Thank you.

1 comment:

  1. This is epidemic in Boston. Buncha' fricking yuppies up in here, eh.

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