Friday, June 11, 2010

New Feature!

In my boredom of wisdom tooth removal, I have decided a new feature is in order.
For every World Cup game I watch, I will attempt to summarize the game in 32 words or less. Why? There are 32 teams in the World Cup, and I am notorious for writing significantly longer posts than anybody is every interested in. So here goes:

South Africa v. Mexico

The South Africans look like Brazil, because they wear yellow uniforms. Mexico has a sketchy-ass goalie. South Africa had a sick goal, and sucks balls and broke before we saw Mexico’s.

Stay tuned for the 32 word review of France v. Uruguay. I should have lots of anti-France ammo, don't worry.